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SUBJECT AUTHOR DATE RATING
PERFECT FOR A NIGHT IN THE GRAVE MR. EXCELLENT 01/01/2004 12:45 PM 5 out of 5 stars
 
MESSAGE BY MR. EXCELLENT
WHITE LINEN: ALONG WITH BAGGED BANANAS, DRIED APRICOTS, AND A NICE BIG BOWL OF BREAKFAST PRUNES, NOTHING SCREAMS "OLD LADY" MORE THEN THIS HORRID VILE OF LIQUID FECAL SLUDGE. THIS IS AWFUL. IT IS BAD ENOUGH THAT BETTER SMELLING STUFF DROPS FROM MY DOG'S BEHIND AFTER A MEAL OF MICROWAVED SPICY PIZZA SNACKS AND RAISIN SAUCE, BUT IT IS ALSO ONE OF THE STRONGEST PERFUMES AROUND. HOW THIS STUFF WAS EVER POPULAR IS BAFFLING!
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