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FRAGRANCE TIPS
Blends of floral and citrus-based fragrances are recommended for casual and daywear. Spicy, woody or warm amber-based fragrances are traditionally favorites for evening and special occasions.

     
SUBJECT AUTHOR DATE RATING
MY APOLOGIES TO COFUCIOUS MARIO JUSTINIANI 03/25/07 02:55 AM 1 out of 5 stars
 
MESSAGE BY MARIO JUSTINIANI
Your Dad, Grandad, Great-Grandad and all your honorable ancestors who rejoiced in Old Spice, Acqua Velva, and this atrocity. It's vulgar and annoying. Last time I saw it, it was at the checkout line at the 99 cent store. Two babes in front of me spotted it and started cracking up. I should have 'chatted them up' as the English say, but I was with She Who Must Be Obeyed. If you feel today's unisex acqua blandness to be boring beyond belief, and want togo retro, mayI suggest getting a good Bay Rum? But if you want to know the all time worsts go to a cheapo drugstore and see the 'clasics' for sale. Btw, the grossly powdery Old Spice was a WOMAN'S pefume that came out in 1937, tanked and was remarketed the next year as a Man's cologne. Same formula. The mind boggles . . .

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