| MESSAGE BY MAYA |
| Years ago I was getting ready to
meet my (then) boyfriend's parents
for the first time. Wanting to make
a good impression,I dressed on the
conservative side and switched my
oriental perfume to No.5,which I
thought was more sophisticated than
sexy.BOY WAS I WRONG!!! During the
whole evening,my boyfriend's father
and older brother kept coming way
too close,leaning over and(no lie)
SMELLING me,while his mother kept
making faces and not so subtle
comments on how"distasteful it is
when the young ladies of today walk
around smelling downright sexual
like if meeting your friend's folks
means it's mating season or something..." Needless to say the
whole evening was a total disaster,
after which my boyfriend told me that on me,Chanel No.5 turns musky
and animalic with just a hint of
woods,and that it was chockingly
erotic. O.K,so to hell with his
relatives,I can handle that. But
when he said he couldn't blame his
father and brother for behaving the
way they did,I threw my drink in
his face and dumped him on the spot.Later that week I saw him at
work,(first and last time I ever
dated someone from work,by the way)
I gave him an icy cold shoulder,
sprayed the inside of his jacket
with No.5 while he wasn't looking
and from then on treated him as if
he wasn't even in the room. But I
never forgot one thing about No.5:
As understated a fragrance as it
may be,it does have the power to
make Viagra look badly flavored
skittles.Also with nasty side effects on the heart,apparently.
And yes,I absolutely love it. |
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